Everyone knew what must be done.
The blue Ford Focus switched to the left lane and began gaining ground on the news van. The person in the back, left hand seat prepared himself. The Focus pulled alongside the news van and a bare ass waved at the driver while the Focus driver blared on the horn. The driver of the news van, while not recognizable, had a disgustedly perplexed look on his face as he stopped sipping from his Sonic cup.
Hysterical laughter ensued as the throttle was matted and the car zoomed off into a brighter future than that of local television news.
