"Hey, Janet, do you guys wash the ash trays?"
"Yeah, we do."
"Would you eat ketchup out of one of them?"
Janet looks at the two poor souls dipping fries in ketchup contained in an ash tray.
"Oh, God no, don't do that."
Hysterical laughter fills the table as Janet takes the ketchup-filled ash tray away and a napkin takes its place."
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Guy 1: ".....Yeah, actually I'm turning 22 tonight."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah? Congratulations!"
Guy 3: "Yeah, this hear (pointing at Guy 1) is the old fucker."
Guy 1: Sheepishly to the table at large, "Everyone, this is my gradeschool principal (Guy 2)."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm the old fucker."
Hysterical laughter as Guy 3 tries to pry the foot out of his mouth without falling out of his chair.
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3 comments:
Cool post. I too have thought about what barrooms would say if they could talk but I was more on the "who let these fools in on karaoke night" line of thinking. lol :P
Funny! It's good they don't talk, huh?
ohhh, that's gross about the ashtrays!
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